I never want to hear the words
ever again.
Look, it's the Year of Our Lord 2022. We've got internet-connected refrigerators, the entire run of The Simpsons on streaming, and evil billionaires literally drilling tunnels under LA. Why is it that only one person can have control of a slideshow?
Is it the worst or most pressing problem of our era? No.
But it might be the most solvable.
(the next phrase we ban should be "can you see my screen?" — either we'd tell you, or we don't care.)